Man, read this!

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Leave him alone.

13 thoughts on “Man, read this!

  1. azura, saya nak tanya sket … its not about u posted dalam entry ni šŸ˜‰

    let say saya nak buka bookstore … saya gunakan method pinjam buku dalam bookstore saya, which is customer boleh pinjam any books dalam bookstore tu …

    let say sorang customer ni nak pinjam buku … berapa patut saya amik deposit in the 1st place sedangkan kita tak tau apa terjadi dkt buku tu bila customer pulangkan balik :

    1. Customer pinjam buku dan pulangkan dalam keadaan baik … boleh ke saya amik deposit,

    Daily Rental + 75% harga buku dipinjam (deposit) = RM++

    2. Customer pinjam buku dan pulangkan dalam keadaan terkoyak atau tertumpah coffee dekat atas buku … boleh ke saya amik deposit,

    Daily Rental + 75% harga buku dipinjam (deposit) + 15% dari harga buku (denda) = RM++

    3. let say, Customer is missing or the book is missing … in the 1st place, berapa patut saya amik deposit? sedangkan saya tak tau benda ni akan terjadi especially customer tu missing … agak x logik kalau deposit kita amik tu sama dengan harga buku yang dia pinjam … berapa saya patut amik deposit kalau case mcm ni?

    thanks in advance azura … appreciate u can give ur opinion … thanks again šŸ˜‰

  2. ::: list yang menarik! [huhu] no.19 tuh kalo translate ke BM=bomoh ker?
    ::: [huhu] lelaki pon ada demand gak utk kaum wanita=eternity of love.
    ::: cukuplah satu bagi kami.. *wink!

    ~ salam Ramadan azura.. ā¤ šŸ™‚ šŸ˜€ 8)

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